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Apr 6

ME AS A FRESHMAN IN COLLEGE

howdoiputthisgently:

Apr 6

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Apr 6

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Apr 6

guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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Apr 6

thebluezebra:

thiagovscoelho:

azuritereaction:

royalelectric:

liesofaman:

khymeira:

Lumigrids » 2012 [Source]

“Lumigrids is an LED projector for bicycles, which aims to improve safety during night riding. It projects square grids onto the ground. By observing changes in the grids, the rider can easily comprehend the landforms ahead.”

dope

Wow. That’s some awesome sci-fi shit

i cant even ride a bike and this is awesome

THIS IS GREAT SAFETY STUFF FOR RIDING BIKES AT NIGHT WITHOUT BUMPING INTO SHIT AND FALLING DUDES

couldnt you just put a normal light though? plus wouldnt it be easier for a car coming at you to see than a grid being projected on the ground??

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Apr 6
  • grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
  • me: no thanks grandma
  • grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE
Apr 6
nopantsparade:

"Handcuffs on the first date, baby? You haven’t even bought me dinner yet."
"Shut it, Andersen."
"I’ll make an exception for the handcuffs since you’re so cute, but I don’t allow gagging until at least the third date, sorry!" 
"Oh my god Andersen, just shut up.”

nopantsparade:

"Handcuffs on the first date, baby? You haven’t even bought me dinner yet."

"Shut it, Andersen."

"I’ll make an exception for the handcuffs since you’re so cute, but I don’t allow gagging until at least the third date, sorry!" 

"Oh my god Andersen, just shut up.”

Apr 6

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Apr 6
twinpersonalitys:

ironychan:

redcaplf:

… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?

CLOCKODILES.

somewhere captain hook is shitting himself

twinpersonalitys:

ironychan:

redcaplf:

… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?

CLOCKODILES.

somewhere captain hook is shitting himself